Mystro Clark – “Sexy, Funny, Bastard!”

The “SEXY, FUNNY, BASTARD” has arrived!MYSTRO CLARK went from college student, to comedian, to Chemical Weapons Officer in “Desert Storm” to the star of his own network TV show, “The Newz”. His career has been one wild ride!

Mystro’s machine gun style and blunt observations make him 100% accurate with his clever social commentary. In his own words, “I don’t tell you what you want to hear, I tell you what you need to know!”. That’s what makes MYSTRO CLARK a “SEXY, FUNNY, BASTARD!”.