“I asked a few celebrity friends of mine to write the liner notes for this album. They all quickly declined. Undaunted (a grand word!) I decided to tackle the task myself. Wanting to be hip I thought I would write this in Ebonics. However, I find that, while Ebonics can be spoken, it cannot be written. This was a setback. If it can’t be written, it can’t be read.
If you like this CD you may want to get my first one. Many people didn’t. The poor fools — they don’t know what they’re missing. I hope this album makes you laugh, and while you’re listening and laughing, don’t forget people are being tortured at this very moment with cattle prods in Chile. Enjoy.”